Tag Archives: Bill Belichick

The 12 days of Christmas: inspired by Bill Belichick

By, Mark Paulette, In honor of the 12 Days of Christmas, which technically start tomorrow on the 14th, I present to you, a Belichickian twist to a timeless classic. On the first day of Christmas Belichick gave to me: A G.O.A.T. named Tom Brady   On the second day of Christmas Belichick gave to me: […]

Bill Belichick’s Thanksgiving press conference: a satire

Reporter: According to the super market data, your turkey is weighing in at 18 lbs, last year’s bird was 16 lbs, was this a conscious effort when you went shopping, to get a bigger bird?

Coach Belichick: There are a lot of factors that have to be considered. It’s a key part of the meal, it needs to be sound in all three phrases…… Light meat…… Dark meat……Stuffing teams.

The silver (blue and red) lining to the Jimmy G trade: Brady retires a Patriot

Just try to picture him putting on a Bengals uniform? A Redskins helmet? What if it hit closer to home, can you even fathom TB12 wearing the horrid turquoise jersey of a Miami Dolphin? It would be like if Batman started wearing pastels or Sinatra sang a song by 2 Chains, it would go against nature.