Tag Archives: Bill Belichick

Latest reports of Pats’ drama comes as no surprise

By Mathew Cunha, The New England Patriots have won 15-of-17 AFC East titles, have played in six-straight conference championship games, and have won five Super Bowls since 2001. The recent article released by ESPN’s Seth Wickersham reported drama amongst the Patriot elites in Robert Kraft, Tom Brady, and Bill Belichick. The drama involving Patriots former […]

The 12 days of Christmas: inspired by Bill Belichick

By, Mark Paulette, In honor of the 12 Days of Christmas, which technically start tomorrow on the 14th, I present to you, a Belichickian twist to a timeless classic. On the first day of Christmas Belichick gave to me: A G.O.A.T. named Tom Brady   On the second day of Christmas Belichick gave to me: […]

Bill Belichick’s Thanksgiving press conference: a satire

Reporter: According to the super market data, your turkey is weighing in at 18 lbs, last year’s bird was 16 lbs, was this a conscious effort when you went shopping, to get a bigger bird?

Coach Belichick: There are a lot of factors that have to be considered. It’s a key part of the meal, it needs to be sound in all three phrases…… Light meat…… Dark meat……Stuffing teams.

The silver (blue and red) lining to the Jimmy G trade: Brady retires a Patriot

Just try to picture him putting on a Bengals uniform? A Redskins helmet? What if it hit closer to home, can you even fathom TB12 wearing the horrid turquoise jersey of a Miami Dolphin? It would be like if Batman started wearing pastels or Sinatra sang a song by 2 Chains, it would go against nature.